Friday 2 October 2009

Jerry likes Tang.

I like Tang.

IT'S 3AM JERRY - WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW?!

I thought you'd be interested is all. Ain't no "Tang".

...You thought of that ages ago, didn't you?

A fair while back, yes. Why do you ask?

Do you know what sound a pillow makes when it's held against someones face?

Uh... No?

Nothing at all...

[And then Jerry died.]

[2 weeks later.]

Alan...

W-Who's there?!

Aaaaaaaaalan...

J...Jerry?!

You killed me, Aaalan... Now you're going to paaaaaaaaaaaay...

What are you going to do?!

That's a surprise, Alan...

PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Look behind you Alan...

YIIIAAAAAAAH!

...

...

I Still like Tang.

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