There's No Such Thing As Unicorns.

There.

I said it.

Don't believe me?

Look at the platypus.

Old arguement but still - an animal that screwed up is screwed up for a reason. It's not just a singular bit tacked on for effect.

...

Though there ARE narwhals.

Okay... new title.

"There's No Such Thing As PEGASUS."

...Or is it Pegasus' - for the plural...

Fuck it.

"There's No Such Thing As LAMASSU."

Do they even know what a... No.

"There's No Such Thing As THUNDERBIRDS."

First question will be wether I mean the puppets.

"There's No Such Thing As A COCKATRICE."

There. No-one can disprove me now!