BANG!
You're dead, bitch.
That's right. It's me. Action Dave - The one and only.
Often imitated, never replicated.
In the flesh.
Thought your little crew did away with me in Bangladesh? WRONG!
Never send a boy to do a man's job.
And NEVER kill a man in his sleep. If he's hardcore, you won't even know the difference.
Nice touch with the ninjas though.
But even a group of deadly assassins can't beat the deadliest man on the planet.
And your little boyfriend, Darren Anger. Tried attacking attacking me on the plane to Tibet.
He's got a lot to be angry about now, what with having no legs. Or a head.
Went out of the sewage pipes with the rest of the shit.
Ha.
I've beaten Nazis. HEIL ACTION!
Wizards. ZAPP!
And even the Mythical Nog-goblins. That's right.
The only enemy I've never beaten is my crippling illiteracy...
But that doesn't matter now. Words sting, But a bullet kills!
*BANG!*
Now to stop the doomsday device and call HQ. No doubt they'll call me a maverick like always and-
-Who's there?!
Who are you, Little Girl?! Another of Syke's hitmen?!
...My... My daughter?
LIES! True, I've slept with many women, But I've been careful - I killed them all afterwards for being commnist scum!
...Paris? 1974?
...Marie.
I still don't believe you!
Test results? Give them here...
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I CAN'T READ!
*boom*
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