Ugh... Fuckin' beard.
*ZUUUURM*
Hm. Doesn't look great. This razor isn't the best but I can't exactly go out now.
*ZUUUURM*
Nope.
*ZUUUURM*
Now I've done too much, it looks absolutely awful now. Moreso than before.
Right - Head off.
*ZUUUURM*
Wish it hadn't of come to this. 3 options now:
1 - Nude. Pro - Youthful. Con - Double Chin.
2 - Landing strip. Pro - Neat and easy to maintain. Con - Looks like a lesbian's genitals.
3 - Chin strap. Pro - Really neat. Con - Hard to maintain the constant details.
Ah screw it - 3. It'll be like sandpaper tomorrow anyway.
*ZZUUUUUUUURRMM*
There.
Uh-oh. Wayward hairs.
Fu- Great. I may as well leave it for a few hours, it'll drive me nuts anyway.
OH SHIT A DRAGON!
*RAARGH!*
To me, Hanalain! To me, enchanted sword!
*VRING!*
Take this, you red mother-
*CHUNK!*
There. Now to drink it's blood and gain eternal lif- Oh.
Wayward hair.
Urrgh.
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