A Joke.

A first-grade class arrives back from summer break to a new teacher.

"Good Morning children" he says. "I am Mr. Running Wolf, and I'm a native american".

The children are facinated as he tells them his story, until the principal's voice booms over the tannoy:

"Announcements after the pledge of allegence."

Moments later in the next classroom, Tammy, one of Mr. Running Wolf's children runs in and yells:

"OH GOD! HELP US! HE'S GONE CRAZY!"

The teacher runs to the next room, finding Mr. Running Wolf covered in blood along with several scalped children.

"Mr. Running Wolf! What are you doing?!".

"Under God?! MY GOD IS A WENDIGO!".

And with that he hacks a tomahawk into the other teacher's forehead.

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If you were a native american, you'd have found that funny.