New Year, Old Resolution.

I need to lose some goddamn weight.

I have a good reason to this year more than ever.

And I will...


You sure this is safe, Roger?

Absolutely. The Dutch swear by this technique.

I can understand the rubber and the gel... But the idea is small "vibrations and pulses" toning the body, at least that's what it says here...

Yeah, and that'll take an age with AA batteries. Hence the car battery.

I'm not so sure about-

*TZIST!*

*VOOM!!!*

...Jake?


2010 - The year of the dancing hillside.