The Crapsack Was Taken!

Hey, Joey?

Yeah.

I've got a load of, like, vegetable waste and that to toss out, is there anywhere special I should put it?

Oh, yeah, just sling it in the cornhole.

Right.

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What?

What's wrong?

What's the cornhole?

Oh, right. That white china thing in the kitchen, we use it for organic waste.

Okay... But why is it called the cornhole?

First thing we put into it was a shit load of corn. We brought a sack of the stuff, don't remember why, maybe popcorn? Anyway, we had it all left over and there was a huge mess. So we got the cornhole for future emergencies, and to make our own compost.

We live in the city... Why do you need compost?

You never know when you'll need compost.

Right. Fine. Whatever. Is there anything else camply named I should know about?

Uh... Oh! There's the poopchute.

And what's that?

My ass. You got your half of the rent yet?