A Special Education

Why is the special kid in that ridiculous helmet?

He's not special. He's spastic needs.

Be that as it may, why the helmet?

You know what's under there right?

His brace?

Right, the huge brace that keeps his swollen head from falling to the side and snapping his brittle neck.

So the Dalek helmet hides that?

2 more reasons.

Oh?

One - He's retarded like crazy. He loves Doctor Who.

A given. All retards like Doctor Who.

Two - He's fucking ugly to boot.

Too true.

Oh man... Here he comes.

*HEY YOU GUYS*

Oh... Hi, Richard...

Yeah... *Snort*

*WANNA PLAY BASEBALL?*

Uh...

Sure, buddy - Go get us 2 bats and wait for us behind the school.

*OKAY!*

...

I love being an asshole.

But you donate to charity right?

Of course, it evens itself out.