Bo-ho.

Bo-ho was an ogre.

Bo-ho was a small ogre.

Bo-ho was the SMALLEST ogre in the ogrelands.

He was about the size of a tall human. Most ogres are double that size.

Bo-ho was laughed at all the time by the other ogres, as well as bullied and used as an Ogreball for the Ogreball games.

He hated being an ogre.

So, Bo-ho left the ogrelands and went into the human world.

He came to a town called Humblepie, where the men were proud and the women were pretty. 

Bo-ho took a job as a blacksmith.

All was fine until the Baron of Humblepie came into the town to collect the taxes from his people.

Bo-ho had never paid taxes before.

When the Baron demanded taxes from Bo-ho, Bo-ho slammed a handful of TACKS into the little man's hand.

Bo-ho was banished from Humblepie.

Bo-ho came to another town, called Whirlygig, where the men were smart and the women were smarter.

Bo-ho took a job as an inventions tester.

Bo-ho liked that job, lots of things went BOOM!

But one day, the Lord High Scientificer asked Bo-ho to help him build an airship.

Bo-ho couldn't read the plans.

Bo-ho left the town at midnight, full of shame.

Then Bo-ho came to a small town called Drizzlewood, where the men were meek and the women were shy.

They were scared of Bo-ho.

Bo-ho hid in a cave at the edge of town, sad at their reaction.

One night, he heard bells coming from the town...

A monstrous Hydra was attacking the people of the town!

Bo-ho jumped into the town and attacked the creature.

Their battle lasted for 7 days and 6 nights, until the creature fell by Bo-ho's hands!

Bo-ho was a hero.

Bo-ho was happy.

What do we learn from this story?

Learn to read, do your taxes... Boring.

Fuck up a Hydra? You're a real hero, a man's man.

At least to the meek.

EPILOGUE

Bo-Ho still couldn't read, but no-one laughed at him because he had a huge fucking sword.